News Before it Happens: Landon to Create an International Incident

By: Laurie | April 30th, 2008

Just in case you don’t read the comments, reader PocketKings has this theory about how the Galaxy-Iran friendly will play out:

AP Newswire – This just in, Landon Donovan creates international incident when he purposely crosses himself 50 million times before taking a penalty kick. After completing his hat trick, Donovan mimics the use of a bow and arrow and playfully “attacks” coaches and players on the Iranian bench as if he was a Crusader. Donovan ends his display with running with his arms extended, which looks like the “bomber run” done by British Players, but might be construed at creating a “cross.”

Yet another one of those things I wish I’d thought of first.

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• MJ Millennium |  April 30th, 2008 at 3:24 pm

  
  
  

  Stupidest thing I’ve heard in a long time.

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• Melissa |  April 30th, 2008 at 3:28 pm

  
  
  

  What?!?!?! Pocketking’s comment is hilarious and, uh, at the rate Donovan’s going, might happen. Homeboy grew some balls! Now he just needs to channel that when he gets the Nats call-ups. Bottle it. Turn it into a scent. Eau De Landycakes.

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• Laurie |  April 30th, 2008 at 3:30 pm

  
  
  

  Bottle it. Turn it into a scent. Eau De Landycakes.

  Now with even MORE testosterone!

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• PocketKings |  May 1st, 2008 at 8:05 am

  
  
  

  MJ….
  Hey, its comedy!

  Besides, didn’t you notice that I credited LD with scoring 3 goals?

  Melissa, thank you for having a sense of humor.

  Laurie, thank you for the compliment.

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• MJ |  May 2nd, 2008 at 9:24 am

  
  
  

  I thought it was funny, by “stupid” I meant funny.

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