Galaxy Poetry
The First Galaxy Limerick of 2008, Dedicated to Missed Opportunity
By: Laurie |
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After watching the Galaxy-San Jose game, I have been inspired to write my first Galaxy limerick of 2008.
No, don’t thank me. It’s what I do.
The Limerick Dedicated
to Alan Gordon’s Wayward Laces
The Galaxy send the ball through
And the players all know what to do
The HDC rocks
’cause the ball’s in the box
But [...]
Category: Galaxy PoetryFriday Galaxy Poetry Dedicated to These All-Important Tournaments
By: Laurie | 2 Comments
Our Friday Galaxy poetry this week is dedicated to
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The Pan-Pacific Championship,
the latest of many tournaments the Galaxy is attending because…
um…
why, exactly?
Isn’t life funny?
When you talk about money
Who cares about wins or defeats?
The Galaxy journeys
to all of the tourneys
’cause Beckham puts butts in the seats
Our Galaxy Limerick, Dedicated to Bruce Arena
By: Laurie | 2 Comments
I would like to dedicate this limerick to Bruce Arena, coach of the New York Red Bulls, a team we absolutely, positively have to beat on our road to the playoffs:
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A Galaxy Limerick for Bruce Arena
Which Was Written As I Sat
Thinking ONLY of the Best Interests
of the Boys on Your Team
The playoffs need vigor [...]
Our Friday Galaxy Limerick, Dedicated to Pete Vagenas
By: Laurie | 5 Comments
I just realized it’s been ages since my last Friday Galaxy limerick. Time to remedy that.
(For any international readers who rely on the written word for your Galaxy news, you need to know here that “Vagenas” is pronounced “Vuh-HAY-ness.”)
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Our Weekly Galaxy Limerick
Dedicated to Pete Vagenas
for Being the Recipient of Two Painful Fouls
Both of [...]
My Friday Galaxy Limerick, Dedicated to Beckham’s First US Goal
By: Laurie | 3 Comments
And here we have my weekly Galaxy limerick, dedicated to Wednesday night’s Beckham goal, his first for an MLS team.
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Weekly Galaxy Limerick
Dedicated to that Glorious Free Kick
Put Into the Net As I
Sat in My Seat in Row R
In the Home Depot Center
The kick curled and arced through the air
Beckham scored, and he did it [...]
Tags: Beckham, BeckhamWatch, David Beckham, DC United, Galaxy Poetry, Just for Fun, LA Galaxy, Player News, SuperLigaOur Weekly Galaxy Poetry, Dedicated to Beckham’s Debut
By: Laurie | No Comments
I want to dedicate this little ditty to the debut of our lord and savior, David Beckham.
(And if I wasn’t already going straight to hell for blasphemy before that comment, well…)
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Galaxy Weekly Poetry
Dedicated to the
First MLS Appearance
of David Beckham
Beckham’s on the field at last!
The world is at our feet
What a glorious debut
(except for that [...]
Galaxy Weekly Limerick Dedicated to Landon and that Throat Slash
By: Laurie | 1 Comment
Yes, I’ve missed a couple of weeks, but we are now back with more limerick fun and games!
This week’s topic? Landon’s throat-slashing, Game Over gesture in the LA-Dallas game.
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Weekly Limerick
Dedicated to Landon Donovan
Who Delivered that
Throat-Slashing, Game Over Gesture
After What Later Turned Out to Be
the 8th of 11 Goals
and Prior to a
Near-Comeback for Dallas
The [...]
Our Friday Galaxy Limerick: Welcome, Becks!
By: Laurie | 1 Comment
Our weekly Galaxy Limerick,
dedicated to the
Completely Thrilling
Becks-to-Galaxy Press Conference
The Galaxy crowd was adoring
And we all hope to see the man scoring
But Becks with his kit
Though looking quite fit
Still couldn’t keep us from snoring
Our Friday Galaxy Limerick, Dedicated to the Adidas Guy Who Leaked The Shirt Photos
By: Laurie | 2 Comments
I hereby dedicate this post to the guy who inadvertently (or was it “vertently”) leaked those Galaxy jersey photos, thus indirectly boosting my blog post to #1 today at SoccerBlogs.net.
Thank You to My Anonymous Friend At Adidas
Okay, never mind. You know it’s bad when you read it back to yourself later and can’t figure [...]
Friday’s Not-Quite-Limerick
By: Laurie | No Comments
I couldn’t wrap my brain around my traditional Friday limerick, so instead I bring you a…a…another poem. I have no idea what you call it. (So I wasn’t an English major. Sue me.) I also can’t make the annoying new WordPress upgrade accept commands like “Center,” so this isn’t, y’know, visually [...]
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