

McClaren Wants Beckham to Hobble Over to England
By: Laurie | August 14th, 2007Apparently England manager Steve McClaren thinks it would be just a peachy idea for David Beckham to go hang out at the England-Germany friendly on August 22, even though it looks like he won’t be able to play.
Beckham said: “I spoke to Steve about my fitness and how it has been over here. He said he’s looking forward to me coming over, even if I can’t play. It’s important that all the players are together.
What an excellent idea. Because flying doesn’t make Beckham’s ankle swell up or anything. And once he’s there, he won’t feel any pressure to play. None whatsoever. Even if England is sucking. (Which they will be, given their current injury situation, even without considering Beckham.)
And when he’s sitting on the bench, all kitted up (just for the photos and team camaraderie, don’t you know,) nobody will be coming up, slapping him on the back and saying, “How’re you doing? Ankle feeling okay now? It doesn’t really hurt anymore, does it? Boy…we’re really weak in the midfield right now. We still have one sub left. So sad that you’re injured. Umm…how’s that ankle?”
Yeah. An excellent idea. On behalf of Galaxy fans everywhere, I just want to say: Thank you, Steve.
You dick.
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