Beckham and Botox?
By: Laurie | May 7th, 2007
I feel SO sorry for my fellow MLS bloggers. Stuck day after day writing only about player transfers and management firings and what happens ON the field.
Okay, yes, I love writing about these things too. But seriously, I have an incredibly low boredom threshold and no attention span. So I’m not all that much into writing EXCLUSIVELY about these things.
It is for this reason that I am unbelievably grateful to David Beckham. Because of Beckham, I can write not only about on-field activities, but also about potential Spice Girl reunion concerts! And shopping sprees! And nude photos!
And also about our lastest, most gripping controversy ever: Has David Beckham done Botox?
And it is a controversy, folks. The papers are reporting it, the Beckhams are threatening a lawsuit, and everybody but everybody is analyzing those before and after pictures. A “friend” of the Beckhams is reporting that plastic-surgeon-type doctors have been seen making Beckham house calls.
And of course the best article I’ve found (thanks, Martha) is Italian and comes to us through the wonder of my favorite tool in the universe, Google translation:
some friends have insinuated that the treatments to which they undergo themselves are not alone masks and peeling. Of the rest, David is obsessed from its image at least how much the moglie and terrorizzato to the idea to seem old”.
Yeah, the moglie and terrorizzato to the idea to seem old always frightens me, too.
Oh, wait, no it doesn’t.
The most important thing I learned here, though? In Italy, “crow’s feet” are called, “the so-called ‘legs of hen.’ ” Because you never know when THAT knowledge might come in handy.
Me? I prefer the character of the before pictures. Althouth I don’t particularly care what he does with his facial muscles as long as his free-kick muscles remain intact and unfrozen when he arrives in LA.
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Rats, you beat me to it. Expect one from me soon. We can’t cover this story too much!
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Needless to say I studied this issue keenly as soon as it was raised (now that I can get all the Real Madrid matches, you can ask me anything about ANY of those boys, they are so cute — as in last night’s post-match celebrations http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KgSxCEg3Rw at ALL costs, burn dinner but stay tuned for the little Rock Concert ending, hilarious!).
How did I digress, oh yeah — yesterday’s great match. Rats, now that I’ve undigressed I don’t know how to attach some additional foreheads for you. I’ll email them now, you know I like to help provide visual aides.Posted from
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I hate him, his wife is a siliconned girl and he’s becoming a siliconned one too! It’s a ridiculous couple.
where’s the footballer now ? ppppffffffff
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CharlyPosted from
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Hi Charly, I love that you say ppppffff! I’m going to borrow it if that’s ok. Watch Real Madrid these last weeks, the footballer is on the pitch — I’m with Laurie, who cares about the forehead issue if there even is one (except if botox actually kills you, which I think everyone should be more worried about…) he has a foot, a mind and a spirit that changes games. They’ve certainly been fun lately…
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