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"Now all I need is a mirror and I could see myself to infinity... and BEYOND!"

"...and since being the Galaxy GM only takes this much talent, I'm set for life!"

Alternate: "...with the screwing I gave the Galaxy this year, this is all I've got left."

You know, when its erect its only this big, but there's a learning curve there and every year we come a little closer to doing the best with what we've got. Of course, I have to give it a great deal of thought, which leads to some big mistakes in other areas. I take responsibility for that. It's all a big adventure and we'll come out better people for it [hopefully so for your partners, ed.]...blah blah blah blah blah...

Alt: sometimes you just don't have the right equipment ;-) .

"I crush! I crusha your head!"

It takes this much for me to destroy a franchise

"I am this close to getting us ZiZou, you'll see."

"ladies, don't act like your not impressed!"

"People still trust me this much. So we're doing okay."

Tractor tail pipe?!? I've been in that locker room and it's more like this.....

". . . and we're hoping to get even BETTER players for 2008 but still only pay them *this* much."