Caption This (Somewhat Inappropriate) Beckham Photo
By: Laurie | November 6th, 2007
You thought I was fresh out of inappropriate David Beckham photos after yesterday, didn’t you? That I’d used up my supply for the next few months?
Well, silly you.
And this one definitely requires a caption.
Come on, folks, make me laugh as only you can.
P.S. Do you think he waxes his upper legs? They seem amazingly…hairless.
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Jeez, you guys are really lowering your standards regarding what constitutes inappropriate, even somewhat so. His Spanish tabloid speedo shots beat that (sorry couldn’t resist) by a mile…and yesterday’s photo by a good eight inches, although if kickette didn’t offer up any stats on that there would really be no way to tell.
Running a lot over many years in shorts would certainly be a convenient form of upper thigh hair removal (for those willing to leave the computer and run in shorts anyway). Somewhat akin to the renowned why-are-your-knees-a-different-color-than-everything-else soccer tan. Should you bring back the Italians in underwear shots, or borrow kickette’s thigh contest photos, so that we can check for hair, tan-lines, and airbrushing? Just asking since I DON’T GET GolTV WHICH I HAVE BEEN BEGGING MY CABLE COMPANY FOR FOR YEARS(!!!!!) and won’t be able to weigh in on any match discussions.
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David Beckham Begins Training for His Next Career: Sumo Wrestling.
(Geez, guys, is this one really that hard? We usually have a dozen captions by this point in the morning!)
And Diane: Don’t discuss things like “tabloid speedo shots” without photographic (link) proof. Thank you.
Although come to think of it, the thought of even Beckham in a speedo makes me think “Fashion Don’t.”
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Well… honestly, I don’t have words. Except somehow to express my concern that “little beckham” might actually be very little (yes, I saw yesterday’s photo as well).
You know how when kids get bored and fidgety and next thing you know, they’ve got their shirt over their head and are nervosly jumping up and down (or something similar)? This picture is like that. Someone give Becks a lolipop and put Blues Clues on before he starts knocking stuff over.
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Melissa, I’m thinking it must’ve been a cold night.
(Did I really just say that?)
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“So is this what a mangina feels like? I’ll have to ask Landon.”
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“Ooh! Look! I can make a baboon face with my shorts!”
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“The pitch is wet, the pitch is wet. Do I have to dirty my whites?”
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Sorry, couldn’t turn on computer while I was pretending that the LFC match was going to be shown live in my house six hours after it was played (yes, that did make sense). Will get on the photographic proof immediately, or at least as soon as no one is around to question what the hell kind of web-sites I’m perusing.
JDJ: cute, but he’s English, so anything caused by rain can’t qualify
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Back from the bulge search…hot on the heals of speedo evidence, I came across this clip from 5 or 6 years ago of Mrs B starting out on her own after the S.G.’s. Although not accompanied by the requested photos, does the line “deeper than the ocean babe” in song #2 mean anything in this discussion? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHENe3ZEZVs
Notes to Posh trashers, not opera but not lip-sinked, she wrote them, sang them, and has clearly always had large nipples — since you’ve asked — as well as a job (as in gainful employment, gutter crawlers) .Posted from
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(Oops forgot to mention smiles as well, Laurie…just saying…)
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