Comments on: Caption This (Somewhat Inappropriate) Beckham Photo

By: Diane

Diane — Wed, 07 Nov 2007 14:31:16 +0000

(Oops forgot to mention smiles as well, Laurie…just saying…)

By: Diane

Diane — Wed, 07 Nov 2007 14:19:57 +0000

Back from the bulge search…hot on the heals of speedo evidence, I came across this clip from 5 or 6 years ago of Mrs B starting out on her own after the S.G.’s. Although not accompanied by the requested photos, does the line “deeper than the ocean babe” in song #2 mean anything in this discussion? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHENe3ZEZVs
Notes to Posh trashers, not opera but not lip-sinked, she wrote them, sang them, and has clearly always had large nipples — since you’ve asked — as well as a job (as in gainful employment, gutter crawlers) .

By: Diane

Diane — Wed, 07 Nov 2007 02:13:10 +0000

Sorry, couldn’t turn on computer while I was pretending that the LFC match was going to be shown live in my house six hours after it was played (yes, that did make sense). Will get on the photographic proof immediately, or at least as soon as no one is around to question what the hell kind of web-sites I’m perusing.

JDJ: cute, but he’s English, so anything caused by rain can’t qualify .

By: JDJ

JDJ — Wed, 07 Nov 2007 00:00:20 +0000

“The pitch is wet, the pitch is wet. Do I have to dirty my whites?”

By: Laurie

Laurie — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 23:22:53 +0000

“Ooh! Look! I can make a baboon face with my shorts!”

By: chris

chris — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 19:06:21 +0000

“So is this what a mangina feels like? I’ll have to ask Landon.”

By: Laurie

Laurie — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 19:03:07 +0000

Melissa, I’m thinking it must’ve been a cold night.

(Did I really just say that?)

By: melissa

melissa — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 19:01:26 +0000

Well… honestly, I don’t have words. Except somehow to express my concern that “little beckham” might actually be very little (yes, I saw yesterday’s photo as well).

You know how when kids get bored and fidgety and next thing you know, they’ve got their shirt over their head and are nervosly jumping up and down (or something similar)? This picture is like that. Someone give Becks a lolipop and put Blues Clues on before he starts knocking stuff over.

By: Laurie

Laurie — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 18:19:30 +0000

David Beckham Begins Training for His Next Career: Sumo Wrestling.

(Geez, guys, is this one really that hard? We usually have a dozen captions by this point in the morning!)

And Diane: Don’t discuss things like “tabloid speedo shots” without photographic (link) proof. Thank you.

Although come to think of it, the thought of even Beckham in a speedo makes me think “Fashion Don’t.”

By: Diane

Diane — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 17:12:54 +0000

Jeez, you guys are really lowering your standards regarding what constitutes inappropriate, even somewhat so. His Spanish tabloid speedo shots beat that (sorry couldn’t resist) by a mile…and yesterday’s photo by a good eight inches, although if kickette didn’t offer up any stats on that there would really be no way to tell.

Running a lot over many years in shorts would certainly be a convenient form of upper thigh hair removal (for those willing to leave the computer and run in shorts anyway). Somewhat akin to the renowned why-are-your-knees-a-different-color-than-everything-else soccer tan. Should you bring back the Italians in underwear shots, or borrow kickette’s thigh contest photos, so that we can check for hair, tan-lines, and airbrushing? Just asking since I DON’T GET GolTV WHICH I HAVE BEEN BEGGING MY CABLE COMPANY FOR FOR YEARS(!!!!!) and won’t be able to weigh in on any match discussions.