“Female First” Says Landon’s Leaving, So It Has To Be True, Right?

I don’t think I’ve ever used a source with as little credibility as this one. However, if I didn’t blog this and it turned out to be true… Well, dear readers, I would have let you down. And how could I live with myself if that happened?

Anyhow. The British tabloid Female First absolutely, positively pinkie swears that Landon and his new wife Bianca Kajilich are beyond pissed at having their role as American Soccer’s Royal Couple usurped by new teammate David Beckham and wife Victoria. So pissed, in fact, that they are totally outta here. (Despite the fact that they just bought this totally fabulous new house. And Blanca’s just taught Landon the difference between his “family room” and his “living room.”)

Acording to “a source” (and oooh, does THAT sound credible!!): “Blanca [sic] is the hottest and most-talked about other half at the club. And her and Landon are really the US version of Posh and Becks when it comes to soccer. I suppose they would now prefer to be top dogs elsewhere - and who can blame them? Victoria can be queen here, just how she’d like it.”

Meoworr!!

Oh, c’mon, Bianca! You and Victoria could share the Queen Kitty role! You could, like, shop together! And she could teach you how to be a real WAG! And you could lord it over all those other soccer wives who have, like, jobs and stuff! Please stay! It will be FUN!

(Will somebody please make us up some popcorn while we watch this reality soap play out?)

P.S. Landon, the transfer window closes in a little over two days. There’s still time to go European!

P.P.S. I am so going to hate myself in the morning for posting this.

Category: BeckhamWatch, Just for Fun, LA Wags, Player News

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