Free Galaxy Tickets for June 2. Yes. Free. Easy to Win. (Come on, People! They’re Free!!!)

By: Laurie | May 17th, 2007

Did I make this too hard? I made it too hard, didn’t I? Oh, this is all my fault. I know that you probably read this blog before you’ve had your morning coffee. Because it doesn’t require a lot of caffeine or brain power to view pictures of Posh spilling out of her top, or David with his hand in his shorts. Am I right? So I should have known better than to ask you to think in order to win tickets. Because without caffeine… Well, trust me. I know how it goes.

But yeesh, guys. Free! I’d take them myself and fly to LA, except that I’m stuck in New York that weekend. Which means I’m having to miss not just this game but also my French guys playing a Euro qualifier AND the Chivas coming up to play the Seattle Sounders. (Was this poor planning on my part or what?)

But anyhoo. Free tickets. Free! And I’ll make it even easier. Requiring less caffeine and brain cells. Okay? Ready?

Pick a number between zero and thirty. You can do that, right?

Because somewhere between zero and thirty… Well, when you add up the number of goals scored in six games, it’s going to be in there somewhere, right? I mean, unless a team has to play a half without a keeper or something. (Hmmm… Interesting thought. Maybe that’s what LA needs to win.)

And second… Pick another number between…oh…say… zero and 42. Because we’re not going to average more than seven yellows per game, right?

And we’ll call that good. Because…well, call me a pessimist, but I don’t think we’re going to have to go beyond 1 tiebreak here.

Oh, and the great folks from Kinky (and yes, I did consider calling them “the Kinky people”) who are providing the tickets tell me that they don’t even really think it’s necessary to use your names for promos. In case you’re worried about people knowing you’re a Galaxy fan or something. (If they lose too many more, everybody’ll have to start going to the games with bags on heads.)

But wait. I digress. The point is: Tickets. Free. Free tickets.

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(And if you don’t enter now? I’m going to start taking it personally very, very soon.)