Give Me a Caption for This Photo

By: Laurie | August 29th, 2007

veris-rapids.jpgOkay, so I lied. One post today, then I’m outta here.

I wasn’t going to post this photo, but my brother-in-blog Chris double dog dared me. And heaven knows I’ve never been one to turn down a double dog dare.

We’re all depressed lately, so you can do your part to cheer up your fellow Galaxy fans by posting a caption for this photo in the comments. I would do it myself, but all the ones I’ve come up with would probably land me in a) hell, or b) a CPS report. So I’ll let you do my work for me. Don’t let me down.

(Would you believe this photo originally came from the Galaxy website?)





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  • Jonny |  August 29th, 2007 at 5:55 am

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    its not like its difficult to tackle a galaxy player!

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  • Gav |  August 29th, 2007 at 6:12 am

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    Tell me again???? how did you get it stuck there!!?

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  • chris |  August 29th, 2007 at 6:19 am

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    I still like mine:

    Now that’s what I call a reach-around.

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  • Diane |  August 29th, 2007 at 6:33 am

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    Was this in a friendly? Maybe he misunderstood.

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  • Greg |  August 29th, 2007 at 6:48 am

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    Wait wait! Did anyone else notice that the guy appears to be grabbing the Galaxy player’s naughty area?

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  • Dave Martinez |  August 29th, 2007 at 7:00 am

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    “Colorado is grasping for answers in all the wrong places”

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  • Bob |  August 29th, 2007 at 7:04 am

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    “Everyone is taking this bend it like Beckham thing way too seriously.”

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  • RG |  August 29th, 2007 at 7:23 am

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    “The ball is mine”

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  • QJA |  August 29th, 2007 at 7:28 am

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    All ball, ref, all ball.

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  • Laurie |  August 29th, 2007 at 7:55 am

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    And then the whistle sounded, for the ref had no choice but to call a handball.

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  • Dex |  August 29th, 2007 at 10:55 am

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    “Yes, definitely an inflamed prostate. You should get that checked out.”

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  • Badgerjohn |  August 29th, 2007 at 11:36 am

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    Vic Mackey’s interrogation methods remain controversial with his superiors.

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  • Greg |  August 29th, 2007 at 12:02 pm

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    I hope he can’t have his prostate checked from that angle, Dex. That’d mean he has a butt in the front.

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  • Laurie |  August 29th, 2007 at 12:15 pm

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    Greg, from a female perspective? Serious overshare.

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  • Greg |  August 29th, 2007 at 12:57 pm

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    Hehe, sorry. I must have slammed the comment inbox, it kept telling me essentially “no dice.” For this, my sincerest apologies.

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  • Laurie |  August 29th, 2007 at 1:43 pm

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    Greg, if you come here often you know that nothing is off-limits. Even when it makes me go, “EWWW!”
    (And then, frighteningly, after the EWWW, I find myself thinking, “Hmm. This is something I never thought about before. I wonder how they actually do prostate exams.” And it takes every ounce of the small amount of self-control I possess not to go visit Google to find out.)

    Sometimes I scare even myself.

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  • Chris |  August 29th, 2007 at 4:28 pm

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    Since this match was played at the “Dick”, all players must be checked to see if they have one before being allowed onto the pitch.

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  • Jon |  August 30th, 2007 at 7:48 am

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    He gave the defender all he could handle.

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  • Laurie |  September 1st, 2007 at 9:21 am

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    “Yes, Makelele IS my cousin. How did you know?”

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  • MF22 |  September 2nd, 2007 at 2:25 pm

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    Now turn your head, and cough up the ball.

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  • Dex |  September 5th, 2007 at 10:04 am

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    Roger Ebert also gave this game a ‘thumbs down’.

    And to clarify, Greg, I meant that it looked like he was digging so deeply into the groin area that he could have been…oh sod it, the joke’s gone and wasn’t that funny to start with :)

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