I am Not Saying This is Really Beckham Naked, but…

Thank GAWD, I almost lost my mind and started looking for a collection of prettier tushes (just in case that was the post season direction we were going in) to send you, when I realized that there-in lay divorce and a visit from child protective services ;-) . Much gratitude as always...

Diane, you made me Laugh Out Loud. New post is on the way.

OK, I've looked up this guy's arse once too often. I open the site before breakfast for goodness sake! Not to pressure you or anything, but if we're to have naked people, can we have some from a different angle already, or at least with a more attractive tush?

Laurie, knew we could count on you to uncover the facts. Life truly is in the details -- at least during these lulls in major action anyway ;-) .

So handsome. I love you so much. David is a nudist? Maybe can be the model of http://nudistconnect.com??

For me it was not so much the body fat giveaway as the body hair. I can't imagine Becks ever appearing hirsute in public photos.

Uchy. I liked the yams better, and Cuddly Sébastien Chabal. I'm not sure Becks and Posh put together have as much body fat (or body hair) as this guy -- nothing against body fat, collecting it is one of my hobbies. Just saying.

Plus, can we go a little farther south, ok a lot farther south, and someone tell me there are not serious ankle problems should the real David Beckham try to stand up? Then I can look forward to the expo games instead of cringing.

Off to Champions League and EPL business...

It says: "David Beckham. Taken for a gay magazine ?"
Another (translated): http://tinyurl.com/ytuq5m

Not the first time for this sort of thing. There's another photo floating around the web with him doing full frontal. (switch your safe search off and google image search for it)But that is 99% fake.