365Gay Tells Us How to be Posh for Halloween

By: Laurie | October 19th, 2007
   

victoria-beckham-purse.jpgIf you’re a drag queen iin search of the new! The hot! The quintessential 2007 Halloween costume, 365Gay has an option for you: Victoria “Posh Spice” Beckham.

“The nouvelle WAG: Victoria Beckham
Because America was practically blindsided by the publicity onslaught surrounding the American arrival of the UK’s most famous footballer’s wife; because she had a television series entitled Victoria Beckham Coming To America that was whittled down from six episodes to a one hour special that got dismal ratings and even more dismal reviews; because she has one of the most talked about, recognizable and copied haircuts of 2007; because she redefined the word ‘major’ for the American lexicon; and because her signature pout and gigantic sunglasses are fast becoming as iconic as Anna Wintour’s – Victoria Beckham is a prime candidate for those out there who want to go the glamazon drag route for Halloween this year. Just be sure to stand straight, never smile, tilt your head ever so and wear the fiercest pumps you can get your hands on. That’s how Posh would do it.”

Don’t ask me how I find these things. They find me.

And I was so pleased to see that they didn’t go for the cheap American adjective “nouveau” when the proper French word is the feminine “nouvelle.” Gay men do seem to know their French.

I mean…um… Yeah.


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