A Beckham $1.8 million Diamond-Encrusted Sex Toy? OVERSHARE!!!!!!!

By: Laurie | July 9th, 2007
   

I knew this day would come sooner or later, and it has.

Beckham overload!! Posh and Becks OVERSHARE! TOO MUCH EFFING INFORMATION!!!!!!!

What pushed me over the edge? A teensy little paragraph in Grahame Jones’ three-page ode to Brand Beckham’s lavish life of conspicuous consumption:

On another occasion, while Victoria was expecting their third child, Beckham spent $1.8 million for a diamond-encrusted sex toy with matching 16-carat diamond necklace.

Oh, ick.

And it’s not just that. Is anybody else shuddering at the combination of the words “sex toy” and “encrusted”?

ACK! ACK!! I’m feeling like I need to cough up a hairball.


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  • Gray, my problem with this is I'm having trouble figuring out what the Lakers would get from having rights to Posh...
  • The more I think about this, the more I hope something like this would happen ..:)
    http://theoutsidescoop.com/kob...
  • Nathan, since both you and Bob have mentioned that song, I thought I'd pull from the lyrics to see what might apply in this situation. How about:

    "Men grow cold as girls grow old
    And we all lose our charms in the end
    But square cut or pear shaped
    These rocks don't lose their shape
    Diamonds are a girl's best friend"

    Or:

    "He's your guy when stocks are high
    But beware when they start to descend
    It's then that those louses go back to their spouses
    Diamonds are a girl's best friend"

    Hey, don't look at me. I'm not the one who wrote it.
  • Nathanhj
    No, no, just that, I mean, if you want the best a grrl can get, then, well, you know, diamonds are a grrl's best friend.

    I'm sure that Posh finds DB to be satisfying as well in the flesh, as it were.
  • So Nathan, are you saying there's perhaps some...um...compensation going on?
  • Nathanhj
    Laurie,

    I'd just like to point out that diamonds are the, umm, hardest naturally occurring substance in the world.
  • Dan, yes. Is this the paragraph o' gold or what?
  • Dan
    ... matching necklace ...
  • Diane
    Bless.
  • Rasheed, I wasn't going to say it.

    Diane, who's here for you, sweetheart? You can always count on me to go for the lowest common denominator.
  • Diane
    Well I guess if we can give up yams we can give up bejewelled penises. Oops, did I just admit that I'd read about the alleged gift in past or did the article specify? Maybe he was sending a sparkly sculpture of himself...they do say he's into art...

    I have become SUCH a geek, plaything went right over my head in that article and this was the teensy little paragraph that caught my eye instead:

    "Who is this guy?
    Leaving soccer and Beckham's many accomplishments on the field with Manchester United, Real Madrid and in three World Cups with England out of it altogether..."

    I wondered what a sportswriter would therefore leave IN and, as always, LA Galaxy Offside is here with the answer! Thank GAWD.
  • Diamonds on a sex toy seem more painful than lavish.
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