Comments on: A Beckham $1.8 million Diamond-Encrusted Sex Toy? OVERSHARE!!!!!!!

By: Laurie

Laurie — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 04:50:17 +0000

Gray, my problem with this is I’m having trouble figuring out what the Lakers would get from having rights to Posh…

By: Gray

Gray — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 01:23:44 +0000

The more I think about this, the more I hope something like this would happen ..:)
http://theoutsidescoop.com/kobe-demands-trade-to-manchester-united/

By: Laurie

Laurie — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 00:17:10 +0000

Nathan, since both you and Bob have mentioned that song, I thought I’d pull from the lyrics to see what might apply in this situation. How about:

“Men grow cold as girls grow old
And we all lose our charms in the end
But square cut or pear shaped
These rocks don’t lose their shape
Diamonds are a girl’s best friend”

Or:

“He’s your guy when stocks are high
But beware when they start to descend
It’s then that those louses go back to their spouses
Diamonds are a girl’s best friend”

Hey, don’t look at me. I’m not the one who wrote it.

By: Nathanhj

Nathanhj — Mon, 09 Jul 2007 23:36:17 +0000

No, no, just that, I mean, if you want the best a grrl can get, then, well, you know, diamonds are a grrl’s best friend.

I’m sure that Posh finds DB to be satisfying as well in the flesh, as it were.

By: Laurie

Laurie — Mon, 09 Jul 2007 20:42:38 +0000

So Nathan, are you saying there’s perhaps some…um…compensation going on?

By: Nathanhj

Nathanhj — Mon, 09 Jul 2007 20:38:06 +0000

Laurie,

I’d just like to point out that diamonds are the, umm, hardest naturally occurring substance in the world.

By: Laurie

Laurie — Mon, 09 Jul 2007 19:38:54 +0000

Dan, yes. Is this the paragraph o’ gold or what?

By: Dan

Dan — Mon, 09 Jul 2007 17:20:54 +0000

… matching necklace …

By: Diane

Diane — Mon, 09 Jul 2007 14:58:07 +0000

Bless.

By: Laurie

Laurie — Mon, 09 Jul 2007 14:02:08 +0000

Rasheed, I wasn’t going to say it.

Diane, who’s here for you, sweetheart? You can always count on me to go for the lowest common denominator.