Posh’s Breasts Aren’t Perfect
By: Laurie | September 24th, 2007
First thing: I don’t make this stuff up. I just allow the British tabloids to do my work for me.
Just when you were thinking, “Gosh, Laurie hasn’t given us ANYTHING relating to cleavage lately.” Well, here you go.
“Whether small or large, pert or pendulous, they all have their admirers. But there is one type of breast that most approaches perfection, a cosmetic surgeon claims.
The model mammary apparently has a nipple that points slightly skywards, and an upper half just a bit smaller than the bottom half.
Patrick Mallucci spent many hours poring over photos of topless models in lads magazines and tabloid newspapers to formulate his theory. In his opinion, the celebrity with the best pair is Caprice – and the woman with the worst is Posh Spice.
And why would someone do this research, you ask? Well obviously it’s all about creating that perfect template. I’m amazed you couldn’t figure that out for yourself. The article goes into great detail as to what is included in that perfect template, but reading about it kind of creeps me out. So I’ll let you go in and see for yourself. Or you can probably get a good idea by just looking at the pictures. (It’s NOT soft-core porn, Honey! It’s research!!)
“It’s about wanting to create something as close to perfection as possible.”
Uh…yeah.
(P.S. Do you think he got paid to do this study?)
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Amazingly enough, when you try to put full adult breasts on a 42-pound frame, they look kinda funny. I’m not sure I agree on Posh having the WORST, but they’re definitely the most ill-fitting.
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God, a picture of supposedly the best breasts ever? Where’s that ombudsman when you need it.
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