Some Huge-Breasted Former Page 3 Girl Hates Mrs. David Beckham

By: Laurie | April 13th, 2007

No, they’re not real. Ask our own Tom at Chicago Fire Offside, who went to school with the pictured Katie Price, aka “Jordan.” (He says that in his memory she was just fine the way she was and the surgery was unnecessary.)

From TMZ.com:

The surgically enhanced model-turned-reality TV star and her perfectly waxed hubby, Peter Andre, are taking aim at Mrs. Beckham, with Andre telling “‘EXTRA” that Jordan’s “better looking than Victoria” but rightfully adding, “I’m not as good looking as David.” Jordan, not satisfied with her hubby’s potshot, added, “It’s not hard to be better looking than her, is it really.”

So who is this woman? Katie Price, aka “Jordan,” is a “model” and “reality TV star” who’s just come to the US from Britain (hmmm, who does that sound like?) and apparently dislikes Mrs. Beckham. Or maybe she’s just using Posh to get publicity. What do you think?

Me, personally? I think she looks like a fine, upstanding young woman. (Snicker. Upstanding.) (I am SO juvenile.)

And yes, I AM just using the picture and the words “huge-breasted” in the title as an experiment to see how many hits I can get at Soccerblogs.net. (What, you’d REALLY prefer I talk more about last night’s game?)

Thanks to David for the article.

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David

It just keeps rolling in, more awesome info on Posh. Don't know why I keep finding this but, it would seem that posh is trying to gain a weight, a different way then usual though:

" The former Spice Girl - who is reported to have shrunk to a US size 0, a UK size 4 - is tired of people criticising her for being underweight and has turned to alcohol to “give her the munchies.”

A source told Closer magazine: “It’s the reason she has a drink. If she has a wine or two then she’ll have an appetite like everyone gets when they’re on a night out and drinking.” (http://www.celebrityhack.com/p...
Laurie

And LA Galaxy fans would once again be offered the possibility of seeing Bianca and Posh claw each others' eyes out -- this time for the right to be THE Galaxy spokesmodel.
David

I can just see it now! Thanks for the idea Laurie!

The angles this could create would be wild, just think instead of MLS teams trying to get DP's they would be pushing to woo celebs. So would that mean that Eva Longoria would be the cover girl for either Houston or Dallas?

Maybe we really have something here.
Laurie

And David, of course you're drooling at the thought of all the resulting PRESS coverage. Right?

Actually, I think it's an excellent idea. You should put together an open letter post to Miss Price offering up the idea. If she's living in LA she'd probably go for it for the publicity angle.
David

Celebrities are unbelievable aren't they. The amount of money that is spent on them, it just seems to be getting better.

You never know, maybe Jordan will adopt Chivas as her team and a real rivalry will start. The mags would have a field day with that. And you know, that might not be too bad for the league. Two big time celebs fighting each other over an MLS. You know how much news coverage we would get. *drools thinking about it*
Tom

What's remarkable is just how damn famous she is in England - I think her autobiography (!) was a #1 bestseller for some weeks. She was expelled from my school, by the way, though I can't remember why, so I guess I should buy it.
Bob

I can safely say that none of the people I went to school with looked like that. Damn all boys school. Tom is my new hero.
Brian

What's wrong with her eye? Did she just finish a scene on a porno set or something?