You, Yes, YOU Could Be the Next Miss LA Galaxy! (provided you have big hooters)

Ladies, it’s time! Time to apply to be the next Miss LA Galaxy!

Please try to quell your excitement.

Now I know you’re wondering: What qualifications must I possess to be Miss LA Galaxy?

“Miss LA Galaxy 2008 should possess confidence, poise and beauty. In addition, she should always be striving for personal success and be knowledgeable about and supportive of community and Los Angeles Galaxy soccer.

To be considered for Miss LA Galaxy 2008, you must be between the ages of 18-27 and show personal accomplishments, service in the community and/or academic success. Miss LA Galaxy applicants must live in or around L.A. and be able to attend home games at the Home Depot Center regularly.”

I’m glad they added that bit about being knowledgeable about soccer. When I was looking into the contest earlier in the year I didn’t see anything about soccer, which made me wonder if “soccer knowledge” and “big hooters” were on the Double Super Secret Requirements list. Glad to see the secret requirement is now just Big Hooters.

(Seriously, I would love to see a beautiful, athletic, soccer-playing A-cup apply, just to see what happens.)

But moving on. What information do you need in order to fill out the application? How about:

–Occupation
–Height
–Hair Color (they can’t possibly mean in its natural state, can they?)
–Ambitions (I don’t think sleeping with Beckham counts, so Paris Hilton is out)
–Weight
–Eye Color, and the all-important
–Baby-doll T-shirt size

Because we all know you can’t be Miss LA Galaxy without a Babydoll T-shirt. To show off those…um…personal accomplishments and academic success.

So what do you get if you win? It doesn’t say, but last year the prize was, “a $1000 prize and a makeup gift pack from Cover Girl.” Plus you’d probably get to meet Beckham, so I’m guessing the dozens of screaming girls behind me at Wednesday’s game will be sure to apply.

Have fun, ladies, and let me know how it goes. I’ll be happy to post your pictures.

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