Posh Is Trying to Gain Weight. Maybe Galaxy Fans Can Help!

By: Laurie | April 15th, 2007

Posh Spice Beckham has joined the rest of the world in seeing that she’s too thin and is hoping to make her way back upward from a US Size 0. How is she doing this? With wine, of course.

“It’s the reason she has a drink. If she has a wine or two then she’ll have an appetite like everyone gets when they’re on a night out and drinking. She’s got a big wine cooler in her house in Madrid and will have one in California when she finds a house. She and David have a life director who is helping them organise the move and she is also sourcing nice Californian wines.”

Posh, you know what? There’s a better answer, and you’re coming to just the right team to make it happen! Because I think there are some Galaxy fans who can help!

Here’s what you do. First you have to go to a home game. Got it? And once you’re there, dump your entourage and get up and wander through the stands. Okay, so yes, this would require that you mingle with the great unwashed and the hoi polloi, and we all know how much you hate that, but remember: this is for a higher purpose. So just get up and go for a little walk.

(One little word of warning, though. If you wander into the wrong section too late in the game, there’s the chance that some guy might barf on your $1000 Jimmy Choos. But Posh? He intends no offense. Just consider it a great ole American howdy from an ardent admirer, okay?)

But anyhow. Once you’re in the stands, start checking out Galaxy shirts. I’m guessing you’ll notice two different Galaxy logos. As Shavar has informed us, you’re looking for FIVE, not three. Got it? And when you find the guy in the five-leafed version… Well, Posh, in your quest for the desire to consume mass quantities of food, he is your new and bestest best friend. Make him your buddy, and before you know it, you’ll be saying, “Wow. I never knew a foot-long could taste This Good! Can I have some more chili and cheese, please?!!!”

Problem solved.

Or…um…so I’m told.

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Laurie

"If the Galaxy could put that together with the Herb connection they might be able to bring Zidane home to Laurie after all"

A) I would be totally good with this. AND
B) Comments like this (and, okay, my own writings that brought it on) :-) are the reason I will NEVER give up my anonymity in writing this blog. I can just see parents in my real life snatching up their small children as I approach.
Diane

I've heard scientologists give great massages. If the Galaxy could put that together with the Herb connection they might be able to bring Zidane home to Laurie after all. I know it doesn't do much for the PoshFat project, but I think its a valid suggestion nonetheless...
Kenny

^^ Well at least she might actually become healthy physically, mentally...I don't know, scientologists sure are weird (then again, she is a bit strange already).
David

for all you know its her new found religion/fad....and her bff holmes...maybe there is a weight gain clause in scientology
Laurie

I dunno. Bigger implants?
David

Maybe she feels the pressure from Jordan.........what is that going to lead to??