Beckham’s [alleged] Ex-mistress Coming to LA

By: Laurie | September 18th, 2007

I’ll admit to not being a big Victoria Beckham fan. (You’re shocked, I know.) I think that her talents, skills and contributions to the universe run the gamut: everything from posing to pouting to being imperious. But even I feel for her on this one.

Seems David’s [alleged] former “assistant”/mistress from the early Real Madrid period, Rebecca Loos, is following the Beckhams to LA to launch her own “acting” career.

And what are her qualifications for an acting career, you ask?

Hmm…let’s see… Searching… Oh, look! I found one!

She was [allegedly] humped and dumped by David Beckham.

In other words, she is, amazingly, even less worthy of a table at the Meritocracy Cafe than Victoria herself.

Seriously, though, this is just sleazy and a little creepy. Rebecca’s comments on what would happen if she ran into the Beckhams out and about?

Loos has also reportedly opened up about the possibility of running into the Beckham family in Los Angeles. “If I saw them in Los Angeles. I wouldn’t avoid them. I don’t know what I would say, but I’m sure Victoria would talk to me,” Loos said.

I guess we need to import bimbos from other countries now, since we’re apparently unable to produce enough of our own.

Category: LA Wags, Off the Field

Tags: Beckham, David Beckham, LA Galaxy, LA Wags, Off the Field, Rebecca Loos, Victoria Beckham

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• Bob |  September 18th, 2007 at 2:14 pm

  
  
  

  Suddenly that reality tv show could get interesting…

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• chris |  September 18th, 2007 at 2:16 pm

  
  
  

  I used to have zero faith in society, but this gives me hope.

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• Chris |  September 19th, 2007 at 8:34 am

  
  
  

  Loos is a babe, you can see why Beckham had a go at it, she knocks spots off Posh in the sexiness stakes. She’s been on a rake of British reality tv shows, most famously jerking off a pig on a show called The Farm.

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• Laurie |  September 19th, 2007 at 8:54 am

  
  
  

  Chris, it is taking all of my self-control to not go immediately to Google with the search string “Rebecca Loos pig.” Thank you SO much.

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• Chris |  September 20th, 2007 at 5:08 am

  
  
  

  It was part of a challenge the farmer set the contestants on the show, Rebecca was a good sport and just got on with it. The pig was going nuts.

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