Because You KNOW You Want to Read MORE Trash About Beckham’s Birthday

By: Laurie | May 5th, 2007

So what’s more disturbing about Beckham’s birthday celebration?

A) That Posh made this all about her by turning it into a Spice Girls reunion
B) That one of the tabloids hired body language experts to determine that David was pissed off by this fact
C) That I’m taking my time (and yours) to write about these things, or
D) All of the above

Ooh! I know! Me! Pick me! Pick me! It’s D, right? D! Of course it’s got to be D!!

Ummm…yeah. D it is.

More facts (or opinions) that none of us really needs to know:

– Victoria used the birthday occasion to plan a Spice Girls reunion. She’s going to build a dance studio in her new house, fly all the “girls” to LA and run a boot camp the get the “girls” prepped.

– In preparation for this boot camp, none of the “girls” ate much. They did, however, drink copious amounts of wine.

– This reunion is (or isn’t) in preparation for a $5 million, one-shot reunion concert. Yes, that $1 million per Spice.

– Before using the night to discuss Spice Girls stuff, Victoria took the opportunity to tell all those gathered what a wonderful husband and father David is, causing David to get a bit misty-eyed.

– David did (or didn’t) actually want to use his birthday to get together with his footballing buddies to discuss the Champions League semis. This was (or wasn’t) the cause of what was (or wasn’t) his pique later in the night.

– None of us probably wants to know what Victoria had planned for David on the private flight back to Madrid. But he may (or may not) have been placated by the time the flight touched down.

– Oh, and the cost of the evening was either more or less than $200,000.

There. Consider yourselves informed.

Or not. Whatever.

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Laurie

"He looked pretty much like any sane person would have expected any self-respecting ManU fanatic did that night."

How true, how true. I was glad to be rooting for Milan on Wednesday.
Diane

Hey, I have a FOOTBALL RELATED ANSWER to one of the major issues :-D !!! Its clear who writes the gossip columns, in case it wasn't before, if they didn't notice that Beckham's football buddies were busy getting their asses kicked in Milan that evening (they all play for ManU needless to say), so unless his own bday plans included that match he likely wasn't hoping to spend it with them. He looked pretty much like any sane person would have expected any self-respecting ManU fanatic did that night.