I found the entire list on a blog, but now I can’t find the blog. (It seems to have been replaced on Google’s top ten by two references to this post. I am so proud.)

Your “roast boeuf” comment made me remember that Shia LeBoeuf was on it, though. (?!?) Also Steven Jobs. Because lotsa money is oh-so-manly.

On the Beckham front, though, news is that he just bought a $400,000 Porsche. So on a manly scale, that definitely inflates the size of his…um…testosterone levels.

I tried clicking on the link by my brain don’t function so good right now.

“He has been charcterised in a french animation as hannibal lencter. What people fail to apreciate about Chabal is that he has been a very successful player in all of his life. His undisputed talents are disputable, because he doesnt khow to brush his hair. he is a great fan of ‘la roast beouf’ it is reported he has i vevery day at Sales training ground. He was a prominent member of the french ballet association.”

That “undisputed talents are disputable, because (insert random fault here)” line is going to quickly be inserted into my arsenal. Also, I thought ‘la roast boeuf’ had something to do with Shia Labeouf for a second.