Beckham Likes His Undies Tight

Every once in awhile you just have to bow down and bless the gods of headline writing for coming up with these things. And no, I’m not the one making this one up:

Beckham’s Tight Underwear Ploy

Remember awhile back when we had our little talk about David Beckham’s sperm? And the tabloids were telling us that Victoria was putting him on an acidic diet to make his little guys less good at making boy babies? And then they told us she was getting an ethnic fertility tattoo in a private place for the same reason? (That particular rumor, btw, was denied by the Beckhams.)

This rumor, though, is reported to have come straight from the horse’s mouth. Apparently there are no lengths to which he won’t go for a daughter:

He says: “I’ll be changing my diet and wearing tight pants (underwear)”

And I’ll just drop it here and let your imaginations run free.

You’re welcome.

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