Beckham Nudo? Il Falso! (Seriously, that’s the article title)
By: Laurie | April 18th, 2007No, I am NOT going to give you the links to the photos that purported to show David Beckham’s full frontal in all its glory. (But…well…y’know, my favorite guilty pleasure Kickette just might.)
For the true story, let’s turn to the Italians and the magic of google translation, shall we? (I’m sorry, I KNOW it’s way too early for a drink, so none of us will understand it. But that doesn’t mean we can’t get entertainment value from it!)
Then the eclatante surprise: a photo knot of Goldenballs (“gold balls”) is appeared on the situated Internet Perezhilton.com. Visitors to the situated American, than focus themselves on the subjects of gossip of the world of the show, come completely face with a frontal image of Beckham knot to you.
ONE JOKE? - Voice Runs that the centrocampista of the Real Madrid has perhaps made to publish the photo in order to make to laugh Victoria in occasion of its birthday. The visitors to the situated one that have seen the photo of are remained hit favorably. One, called Fifi, had left the message: “And’ too much figo! Posh and’ one woman much lucky person!”. However, other persons have put in doubt the veridicità of the photo. A visitor to the situated one has written: “It cannot be he, the English men do not have to us therefore large”, while an other has insistito: “Watched well. Puo’ to look at from the tattuaggi that he is not he.”
Oh, yes. That tattuaggi. That was the giveaway.
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“It cannot be he, the English men do not have to us therefore large”
Hahahaha … I once again profess my undying love for Google translations.
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hey laurie, I’m trying to contact you - I went to your personal blog but found no e-mail address posted. I have an extra copy of the wc 2006 Brazil-France match coming to me in the mail shortly. Would you like to have it?
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Ian, I know I could probably have found this story somewhere in English, but why would I do that? This is so much more fun.
Sandra, YES!! I have your e-mail address — I’ll contact you.
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It’s so much better than the article that compared it to a yam, and put a plate of yams next to a photo (how could I possibly tell of what as I politely averred my eyes ;))for those so inclined to make their own judgement.
Did you notice that a “spokesperson” says the head (I’m assuming the one on top of his neck)is from a photo shoot, the rest not Becks and its “clearly not his penis.”SO, Laurie, I now have TWO questions in my quest to understand everything about Major League Soccer:
1) The ever popular, how can the Galaxy buy ANYONE, and still keep within the salary cap, at ANY time, and still function within the transfer window?
2) How is something “clearly” to the general public, not someone’s penis? Is there a registry for these things that’s been kept from me? (if so thank GAWD, btw — imagine me shuddering — I’m not even sure I’ll ever be able to face another yam)Posted from
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CLEARLY, in order to ask ONE teeny tiny question, I have to accidentally find myself in Bob’s blog — and how would I ever find THAT again — where Laurie has evidently been seeking asylum from vegetables:). I guess I can’t blame you, Laurie, Thanksgiving is seven months away, and I’m trying to figure out how to break it to the family that we are ordering Chinese food…or maybe pizza, the ingredients are clearer.
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great, laurie, I’ll look out for your e-mail
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