Beckham to Play Robbie Williams’ Gay Boyfriend on Desperate Housewives?

More about the game later, but this is so much more fun to write about.

First: I am not making this up. It came to me via the website Digital Spy. So it must be true, right?

Marc Cherry, who said Beckham picked the singer over his new American friend Tom Cruise, thinks the pair would be an ideal match: “David and Robbie are perfect to star as the new neighbours’ best friends – the gorgeous, eccentric couple flown over from Blighty.

“David’s keen, but though the obvious choice was to work with Tom Cruise, we wanted someone who matches him in height and well, Britishness, so Robbie is the one.

“They’re both funny, game for a laugh and ridiculously macho, so it should work wonderfully. The English are pitch-perfect for sending themselves up.”

Hey, you need something to keep you occupied when you’re spending so much time off the pitch.

P.S. The thought of Beckham and Tom Cruise pretending to be a couple creeps me out beyond words. Anybody else?

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