Now It’s Paris Hilton Who Wants to Bed Beckham?

Last week it was Lindsay Lohan who was vowing to make David Beckham forget that whole “forsaking all others” part of his marriage vows. This week? Paris Hilton.

Let’s just hope they don’t offer to double-team. Because how much can one guy be expected to withstand?

(Did I really just put that in writing?)

“Paris is telling everyone that she wants to hook up with David,” a Hollywood insider tells OK. “She is obsessed with him and can’t stand Posh.” The feeling appears to be mutual. When Posh, 33, was asked on her NBC special, Victoria Beckham: Coming to America, what she thought of socialite Pares, the Spice Girl made a face!

Victoria also says about Paris: “We couldn’t be more different. You won’t catch me falling out of nightclubs with no knickers on.”

Because yeah. All Posh ever does is go out in the cold in see-through clothes with no bra. That’s SO much classier.

If this comes to fruition, though, Posh will have nobody to blame but herself. I mean, Paris offered to be her BFF at one point. Victoria apparently snubbed her because she thought that friendship with Paris would keep her from getting in with the A-list.

Or so says the National Ledger. Which is, I’m certain, 100% credible.

And now I’m feeling like I need to go take a shower and get back to thinking about soccer.

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