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Ooh, Tom, that insider knowledge was just what I needed for my post!!

Katie Price was in the year above me at secondary school in Brighton. She really didn't need the surgical-enhancements, at least from my recollections as a 15-year old.

Great stuff isn't it? In fact Jordan and her husband just moved to LA last week as they will be doing a reality show for E. On E the other day, Jordan said that she was not friends with Becks and Posh as they both ran in different circles.

So is this going to turn into a battle of the brits?? All I know is we are going to have Brit reality show overload with both Jordan and Posh.....thank God there is soccer to keep us busy.

David, I had to dig your post out of the Spam bin. Wonder what made the system flag the post... "Surgically enhanced"? "Perfectly waxed"?

I'd never heard of "Jordan," so I googled her. Hmm... May just have to do a post on this story, so I can get cheap hits by showing the hugely-surgically-endowed Miss Price in states of undress.

And what is more pressing than that, yes another story about Posh. It would seem that Jordan has come out today and now claims that she is hotter than Posh....:

"Katie Price and her sexpot alter-ego Jordan, just landed in the U.S., but she's making enemies with another UK import -- Posh and Becks.

The surgically enhanced model-turned-reality TV star and her perfectly waxed hubby, Peter Andre, are taking aim at Mrs. Beckham, with Andre telling "'EXTRA" that Jordan's "better looking than Victoria" but rightfully adding, "I'm not as good looking as David."

Jordan, not satisfied with her hubby's potshot, added, "It's not hard to be better looking than her, is it really." Somewhere a robot is crying."

Courtesy of Tmz.com