Galaxy Updates: Vancouver, Zidane, and that Huge-Breasted Posh Hater

By: Laurie | April 17th, 2007

Okay, first things first. You know my experiemental post with the photo and the word “huge-breasted” in the title? Second-highest post for the day on Soccerblogs.net. Thank you, guys, for being predictable. This is why we love you so. To reward you, here are some more Jordan photos. And whether or not they’re safe for work probably depends on where you work.

If you’d like the full scoop on the long history of that Posh-Jordan hatefest, please stop by my favorite guilty pleasure Kickette. It seems this has been going on for years, and Posh would once sing, “Who Let The Dogs Out?” every time Jordan came near. Classy, Posh. And now they’re BOTH coming to LA! What fun! Perhaps we could convince Jordan to come to a Galaxy game, and then the rest of us could just sit back and watch the claws come out and the fur start to fly. MEOWRR!

P.S. Tom, we’re still waiting to hear why Jordan, aka Katie, was expelled from your school. Enquiring minds want to know!

And second, about the Vancouver trip. It’s official. Mark your calendars for October 3. That’s when the Galaxy are coming up to visit. Because the eight games in 28 days in September isn’t NEARLY enough. As reader Kenny says, “We are really becoming the whores of the league.” Sad, yet true, Kenny. Sad, yet true.

Funny thing here. I was also tracking this post on Soccerblogs and couldn’t figure out why it was Number 1. Then I realized that the title, “Galaxy to Play in Vancouver,” might imply a long-term switch. Note to self: In the never-ending quest for cheap blog hits, ambiguity is our friend. Well, okay, yeah, ambiguity and huge breasts.

And last… Well, excuse me for a sec as I honk into my hankie, because the transfer deadline has passed and there is no word of Zinedine Zidane coming to the Galaxy. This is my heart, breaking, being stomped on, shattering into a gazillion pieces. I mean, okay, I KNOW it made no sense whatsoever, but Fox Soccer News swore to me it was a go! And if you can’t trust Fox Soccer News, well…

Do you know what this means, people? Well, I’ll tell you what this means! It means it’s time to pull out THE PHOTO!!

There we go. Do you feel better now? Because I certainly do.

(Congratulations, Landon. It looks like there’s no spalmato’ed contract in your near future!)

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Laurie

Tom, yup, that would be true. Three games' worth. I wonder if that's a part of the pay negotiation?
Tom

Zidane also has a FIFA suspension still coming to him, if I'm not mistaken.
Laurie

"Hey, since Zidane is technically retired, does the transfer window still apply? Can’t he just unretire? Or does FIFA say that NO players may join a team outside of its official transfer windows?"

Uh... I thought it was an MLS thing. I could have SWORN I read it was an MLS thing. You're saying it's NOT an MLS thing? Oh, Nathan, you have no idea the shiver you just gave me.
Laurie

Nathan, I have a Bianca pic I'll post soon that's a bit classier. Just a TEENSY bit, though. I just need to re-size it, because the one I have is close to life-size.
nathanhj

Laurie,

Hey, since Zidane is technically retired, does the transfer window still apply? Can't he just unretire? Or does FIFA say that NO players may join a team outside of its official transfer windows?

Nice ass. Why do the girls get Zidane who's fairly classy and the guys get Jordan/Katie who is absolutely trashy? Oh wait, what about the Posh nipples. Oh wait again, I'm not so sure how far of a step up that really is. Where's Brianna Scurry in a bikini?
Kenny

AAAAHHHH!!! I just saw Zidane's ass. My EYES! Damn you Luarie.
Need...antidote....must...click...on...link...of...Jordan...pics....
Diane

Ingrates - and to think he was JUST considering turning around! On the subject of which, Laurie check once more to see what's really been getting the most hits today...not a bashful bunch, these boys (ok not bashful years ago, but so goes the expose lag nowadays). Then lock the computer until your parents have the kids safely at Six Flags as these matters seem to have been classified For All Audiences.
Laurie

It does kind of look like two halves of a hard-boiled egg, doesn't it?
Ian

Warning to the viewers at home - do not look directly at Zidane's shiny white ass. (Excellent use of spalmato - we're taking it back!)
Martha

That picture makes me feel dirty. I think you should post it more.