

Injury List for Houston
By: Laurie | April 18th, 2008Okay, the most recent injury list.
GK Charles Alamo OUT – R knee surgery
DF Ante Jazic OUT – R ankle surgery
FW Carlos Ruiz OUT – R knee
MF Ely Allen OUT – R hamstring
GK Steve Cronin QUESTIONABLE – L groin
MF Alvaro Pires QUESTIONABLE – L knee
Ely Allen? That is NOT good. We’ll replace him with…who, exactly? I suppose we could move Mike Randolph up to midfield and put Michael Gavin at leftback maybe? Hmmm. I don’t think this is a good thing.
And poor Steve Cronin. Is he our first of the season with a groin injury? I don’t wish that on anybody. First because it hurts, and second because we all know how much fun I can have with this phrase.
And not just a groin injury, but a left groin injury. Isn’t it just…
Oh, never mind.
Seriously, my aim here is entirely altruistic. I mean it. Do you know what my true goal is? I want to change the face of the English language. I want to create a world where no player has to go through this humiliation. I want to create a world free of “groin injuries.”
In my world, players will not have these “groin injuries.” Instead they will say, “No! Coach! It’s the ADDUCTOR!! Call it the ADDUCTOR!!! Because otherwise Laurie will use the phrase “groin pull” and have WAY too much fun with it!!!”
Groin pull. Snicker.
Until this utopain, groin-injury-free day arrives, though?
Sorry, Steve. Get will soon!
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