Lindsay Lohan Wants to Bed Beckham

By: Laurie | July 26th, 2007

You know the worst part about being out of town and out of touch? You miss exciting and important news like this:

Lohan in Bet to Bed Becks. Seems all the rich young it girls in the universe want to steal our David’s virtue.

The sluts.

Standing first in line, according to the terminally reliable British tabloid The Sun, is Lindsay Lohan.

LINDSAY LOHAN has a £25,000 bet with her socialite pals that she can pull BECKS. Lindsay, snapped here in a tiny strapless red bikini, reckons she has the charms to tempt the new LA Galaxy star away from POSH. She has set herself a deadline of December, knowing that Victoria is away on tour with the Spice Girls this winter.

The huge bet shows just how confident she is that Goldenballs will fall for her beach body.

A source said: “Lindsay and her pals have been talking about the Beckhams’ arrival non-stop. They all reckon David is gorgeous and Lindsay set the challenge to get stuck in. The rich girls all want to meet Becks.”

Stay strong, David. Stay strong.

Because who knows what kinds of icky social diseases are floating around in that set?

Thanks to Paul for the link.

P.S. Are you missing me horribly? I’m missing you. I’m having internet withdrawals. I’m not kidding.

I’m actually spending the week at camp. Yes, camp. Sixty kids and no wifi access. Rather than blogging, I am spending my days enjoying the sun (as opposed to The Sun) and sucking up termites from my cabin with a shop-vac ten times a day. This is a far more satisfying activity than you might think. I highly recommend it.

I grabbed one hour away and am currently sitting in a Starbucks in Nowhere, Washington. Unfortunately this will probably be it for me till I get home on Saturday. After I post this I’m going to go see what’s going on with SuperLiga, so I’ll probably stick in another post or two, set with “TimeStamp” to go off after I’m gone. So do keep checking back, and I’ll show up eventually.

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Todd Pounds

Did anyone see the ESPN ticker after the Chelsea game? It stated "Chelsea 1 - LA Galaxy 0 (Beckham No Goals)". Firstly, how the heck did ESPN expect Beckham to score a goal in 12 minutes when injured playing at 80%? I think this is a risk, because people expect Beckham to score goals witht he way he is being marketed. I think at best beckham will score at a clip of a goal every 3 games. I wish they would emphasize points (combined goals and assists) more than goals the way the NHL does. That would be more favorible for Beckham and most playmakers... Many times the assist is more difficult than the goal anyways...
Ian

Be afraid, Becks. She's as likely to drive through your front door drunk with a pound of cocaine in her hair as to be much good in the sack. Checking the London betting houses for the odds on this one ... David could make some nice cash betting on it, but as you said, better have a wash. The term "double-bag" comes to mind. Can't be too safe, David.