More Posh Spice Beckham Trash

It just feels like ages and ages since I’ve done anything on Posh Spice Beckham. Well, I mean besides that naked picture thing last week. And the ubiquitous see-through-shirt nipple shots. Besides those, it’s been ages. That’s what I mean. So let’s find out what’s up with LA’s brand new SuperWAG.

First, an odd-yet-interesting, totally snarky, claws-out-catty article about Posh’s chances of maintaining her fame level after she moves to the US. If you like some serious meowrrr with your morning coffee, be sure to read the whole thing. The humorous part is that it’s written by a guy, unathorized biography writer J. Randy Taraborrelli, who was apparently more than a little offended at how she treated him the couple of times they met.

“Excuse me, Victoria, but I just wanted to welcome you to America,” I offer.
She fixes me with an icy stare, as though I had just delivered the most offensive insult. “You see, this is my life,” she mutters to one of the men. “So, welcome to it.”

What can I say, except that I’ll let you judge this one for yourself. I guess the real question is, can you actively (and even desperately) seek fame, money and attention while still controlling your own life?

And in more fun and exciting news, wife-of-Tom-Cruise Katie Holmes is apparently tired of being bored and wants to branch out into designing children’s clothes. And who is she choosing as her partner? Why, the designer of those $650-a-pair jeans, of course! Victoria Posh Spice Beckham! Is anybody seeing $25-a-pair disposable diapers on the horizon?

And on top of that, British disability groups are up in arms over the fact that Posh used the airport buggies intended for disabled flyers to get to her plane. Spokespeople claim that she was merely using the transport to escape from those pesky paparazzi. Perhaps next time she might try shoes without that extra half an inch?

And last but not least… Well, I don’t know how to break this to you Posh fans, but Victoria’s Reality TV show is apparently close to getting the ax. Its crime? Being too freakin’ boring. Seems none of the Beckhams’ A-list friends wanted to be associated with it, so it’s come down to long, boring takes of Victoria shopping for clothes and shopping for schools and shopping for houses. Hey, sounds totally thrilling to me. I have NO idea why they think people wouldn’t watch.

And the funniest part of all of this? Somewhere along the line there were plans made to make it less boring by “hiring” a phony “assistant” to create dramatic tension and throw up artificial roadblocks. Because creating phony drama is SO how I define the “reality” in reality TV.

I don’t think that David will mind the cancellation all that much. Rumor has it that he was hoping for a more low-key (and perhaps even soccer-oriented) entrance into the US and was not at all happy with Victoria for signing the TV deal.

Has anybody else ever wondered how normal David might be if he dumped both Victoria and her management company?

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