

More Than You Ever Wanted to Know About David Beckham’s Sperm
By: Laurie | March 19th, 2007
This is the type of post that I will absolutely hate myself for writing. The type of post that makes me want to go take a shower when I’m done. The type of post that — like a car crash, a trainwreck, the Hindenburg explosion — I just can’t turn away from, no matter how hard I try.
Because this post is all about David Beckham’s sperm.
(Are you wincing? Are you cringing? I’m wincing and cringing. Okay, so I’m typing. But I’m also simultaneously wincing and cringing.)
Seems Victoria Beckham has changed David’d diet. The reason? David’s guys are a little too good at making boy babies. (They’ve got three.) Victoria wants a girl baby.
“The ex-Spice Girl is determined to have a baby girl following her three boys, and has been told putting Becks on a “daughter diet” rich in alkaline food could do the trick. ‘So Posh Spice is now keeping a strict eye over David’s meals, ensuring he has lots of vegetables and salads, as well as red meat.’ ”
And if that doesn’t work? (Brace yourself. This is icky.) “Victoria’s got an intriguing back-up plan – an ethnic fertility tattoo. The source adds, ‘Victoria said she is going to get a fertility sign in an intimate place, for David’s eyes only.’ ”
Altogether now! EWWWWWWW!!!!!!!
Oh, one last thing? I don’t think the little guys in the photo are actually Beckham’s. But of course I could be wrong.
Oh, and? What do you want to bet we’re seeing photos of Victoria’s tattoo in the British tabloids within the month?
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