My Top Ten Favorite Beckham-Related Posts

I started this blog shortly after the Big David Beckham Announcement in January, and since then I’ve probably spent more time than is healthy writing about our Becks. I’ve had fun with it. And, interestingly, I’ve discovered I like him more than I thought I would.

To celebrate today, the day of the official Beckham arrival, here are my ten favorite Beckham-related posts. (And at the end I stick in one Posh post and a few more honorable mentions.) I hope you enjoy reading them almost as much as I enjoyed writing them.

10. The photo that made me realize that yes, I really do like Beckham.

9. Beckham Nudo? Un Falso!

8. A request for Tyrone Marshall. In verse form. (If you don’t get it, read this background post.)

7. This photo really scares me.

6. David Beckham vs. his evil twin “Brand.”

5. No, the sperm in the photo does not belong to Becks. That I know of.

4. Yes, I did get to see Beckham play live for Real Madrid. (Keep in mind that this was written after the Galaxy signing but before his Real Madrid and England rejuvenation.)

3. Now what was his nickname again? Golden…something?

2. Strip Scrabble. Yes, Scrabble. And not with Posh. (Since writing this, I have altered my assessment of Beckham’s mental abilities. Yes, upward. Feel free to rewrite my game alternatives accordingly.)

1. So what happens when his first love (the England NT) wants him back?

And now, that One Posh post. But only one. Can our new sponsor help Posh gain weight?

Now, the honorable mentions:

A)That football/futbol thing? A lot more entertaining than I expected.
B) How can I not include those trashy “W” pics?
C) Impossible is nothing.
D) Becks! Whattup yo!
E) What can I say? I like the picture. (So you can’t see Beckham’s face. Deal with it.)
F)Disgusting. That is all.
G) Fantasy Adult Camp? It’s not what I expected.

And last but not least: He bought her a WHAT? (And, for the record, again, Posh’s later comment on this was that things get “exaggerated,” and no she doens’t own one. Or at least not one with diamonds.)

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