Our Friday Galaxy Limerick, Dedicated to Pete Vagenas

By: Laurie | September 28th, 2007
   

I just realized it’s been ages since my last Friday Galaxy limerick. Time to remedy that.

(For any international readers who rely on the written word for your Galaxy news, you need to know here that “Vagenas” is pronounced “Vuh-HAY-ness.”)
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Our Weekly Galaxy Limerick
Dedicated to Pete Vagenas
for Being the Recipient of Two Painful Fouls
Both of Which Resulted in Red Cards for the Transgressors

A Galaxy guy named Vagenas
Salvaged our game from its grayness
His own safety rejected
He got guys ejected
While pulling cleats out of his…um…ankle

(Can somebody please tell me how I made it to adulthood with a mind this juvenile?)


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  • jenl
    Brilliant Laurie!!
  • Ack! Forget immaturity! I'm suffering from illiteracy! I made a stupid it's/its error! (Which is, btw, fixed now.) I NEVER DO THAT KIND OF THING!!!

    I don't mind at all having the maturity level of a ten-year-old (and actually I'm kind of proud of it), but I DO mind being agrammatical!
  • Ian
    Hey, if vegetable-genital metaphors are wrong, I just don't want to be right.
  • Oh, you're one to talk, Mr. Yams and Onions.
  • Ian
    (Can somebody please tell me how I made it to adulthood with a mind this juvenile?)

    The mind boggles.
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