This is Me, Now Bonding with Alan Gordon

Poor Alan Gordon. I get the feeling that he and I are going to be bonding over the rest of the season. Because… Well, folks, that’s just what seems to happen when one of the Galaxy guys gets a…brace yourself…a…

Groin injury.

Or what one writer described as a “serious groin pull.”

Giggle. (And yes, as a grown woman, I am ashamed of that giggle. I know we’re talking about a serious injury to the upper leg, and it’s not funny.)

But still…umm… Giggle.

Although it could be worse. When the same thing happened to one of my French guys, the French press described it as (literal translation here) a “touch to the groin.” (And yes, believe it or not, I could be much more immature with that phrase, but for once in my life I am utilizing self-control.)

Look at the bright side, Alan. It’s worked out well for Kyle Martino. His…um…upper leg is now all healed, but after weeks of writing about it I now feel so connected that I believe it is my duty to defend him against all criticism, even when his play kind of sucks.

So there is that.

But Alan? Get well soon!

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