Want to Buy Beckham’s (Former) Wheels?

By: Laurie | March 8th, 2007

beckham-car.jpgBecause you know you’ve always wanted your heinie to rest in the spot where David Beckham’s own heinie once rested

Look at the tinted windows. Imagine what discreet acts they might once have concealed. Like, y’know, strip scrabble. (Giggle. That story NEVER gets old for me.) Or Posh fixing her lipstick. Or little Beckham babies spitting up or throwing Cheerios or overflowing their little diapers nappies.

I know this has been your dream for many, many years. And now it can all be yours.





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