Comments on: Galaxy “Acquiring New and Exciting International Talent”?

By: Inara

Inara — Tue, 25 Sep 2007 01:12:36 +0000

Maybe Lalas is trying to steal that nine year old kid Manchester United signed a few months ago. Because that’s as new and as exciting as you can get.

By: JustJack

JustJack — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 23:43:47 +0000

I heard it was Didier Drogba, who wants out of Chelski now that the Special One is gone and I heard Cristiano Ronaldo wants to come to LA (he’s already wearing eyeliner for the cameras) for the better quality sex workers. In light of these unsubstantiated rumors, I think Alexi is going for a serious strike force.

By: Robert

Robert — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 21:51:00 +0000

My sister who now lives in the UK said Lalas had contacted her about her 15 year son. Seems he can actually make PK’s.

By: Kenny

Kenny — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 19:03:44 +0000

Maybe they mean Mourinho? Not that I am starting a rumor or anything…

By: Diane

Diane — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 18:17:47 +0000

Truly I WANT you to have Zidane, but they only said new and exciting, not well known (or even any good for that matter, oops have I become cynical or just depressed?). Sometime after the season ends and before January 1st I am going to need another tutorial on the MLS salary structure and all of its exceptions and loopholes…with nap time scheduled in.

By: James

James — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 18:14:11 +0000

Knowing Lalas, I’m absolutely certain he has convinced both Pele and Mardona to come out of retirement!

This team is sooooo gonna rock the geriatric league!